Thursday, August 13, 2009

I just had to.......


The Hair Cut...
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was
pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you , I'm doing community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there
was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him
at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went
to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not
accept money from you. I'm doing community service this
week.'
The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of the great United States and
the politicians who run it.

4 comments:

Leslie Limon said...

Thank you!

Chrissy y Keith said...

Right on! sad to say so but it is getting really bad.

Anonymous said...

Amen, Brother Constantino, amen!
Judy

Steve Cotton said...

So -- Where is my free haircut?

Great joke.